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[18 Oct 2006|09:27pm]

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to interupt apache rose's studies, please call seven seven eight, three eight six, eight one nine zero

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[09 Oct 2006|12:22am]

I saw the Who live tonight.




I cried during Baba O'Reilly, but it doesn't count, because I'm 20.

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[04 Oct 2006|09:06pm]

Three Things I Am Doing Right Now

1. eating chocolate cake with my bare hands
2. drinking champagne straight out of the bottle
3. listening to 90s pop songs

Oh god.

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[28 Sep 2006|11:10am]

Things I am Doing Instead of Doing My Architecture Essay


- discussing whether or not Art Garfunkel is hot with plainoljane
- telling my 18 year old sister that a 23 year old is too old for her
- smoking multiple cigarettes on my back deck
- singing Donovan songs really loud
- making my 4th cup of tea
- curling my hair


It's 11:12am. 
I've been "working" since 8:17am. I have 71 words, including my name and student number. 
It's due at 6pm.
In conclusion, I am the most useless student ever.

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I love Parker and I. [02 Sep 2006|11:31pm]
crimson and clover over and over says: 
I have sour puss 
Jezebel says: 
I drank wine alone 
crimson and clover over and over says: 
yeah I'm drinking alone too 
Jezebel says: 
I got all buzzed and then had a bath 
Jezebel says: 
and then woke up all "shit shit" and got out 
crimson and clover over and over says: 
that's kind've hottttt 
crimson and clover over and over says: 
what are you wearing right now mandy 
crimson and clover over and over says: 
want me to go on cam 
Jezebel says: 
oh baby 
Jezebel says: 
I'm wearing some really sexy sweatpants 
Jezebel says: 
and a sweatshirt that accentuates my huge breasts 
Jezebel says: 
you like that, baby? 
Jezebel says: 
you like my sweatpants? 
crimson and clover over and over says: 
OH MY GOD BABY I'M WETTER THEN A CHIMPS ASSHOLE 
crimson and clover over and over says: 
TALK DIRTY 
Jezebel says: 
I LOVE TO PLAY IN THE MUD 
Jezebel says: 
IN WHITE CLOTHING 
crimson and clover over and over says: 
I LIKE TO ROLL AROUND IN AIDS INFECTED NEEDLES THEN FUCK OPRAH UP THE ASS 
Jezebel says: 
i think i just came
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[28 Aug 2006|06:24pm]
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Update on Todaaaay! [20 Aug 2006|02:32pm]
[mood| ditzy]
[music TV show| The Hills!] 

I'm home sick with a bad cold, and watching a marathon of The Hills.

I just made the world's most wonderful salad - mixed greens, chopped baby carrots, cucumber, strawberry slices, and balsamic vinegar.

I'm not exactly sure what the point of this update was, because I've got to go - the water for my London Fog is boiling and I've got milk to steam, plus I think I just heard the commercial break end? I think I'll update again later, but right now I need to know if LC and Jason break up after New Years! 










(btw - so totally jealous of her Chanel bag?!?)
(btw btw - this hereby marks the ditziest update ever created...)
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[15 Aug 2006|03:30pm]
[mood| silly] 
[music| let's fuck it up, boys, make some noise!] 

 Guess what, Martin Luther King...





I had a fuckin' dream too.

I was on this school bus that was my bedroom but like, not my real bedroom, it just was in my dream, and I slept in one of the seats as my bed... anyway, part of my toe fell off and it didn't bleed but it started leaking this brown liquid and it was totally nasty and nobody else on the bedroom bus payed attention to me... yeah it was wild.
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[01 Aug 2006|12:55pm]
Put your iTunes/Winamp/WMP on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. No cheating.

1. How does the world see you? 
Chris Isaak - Forever Blue

2. Will I have a happy life? 
The Magic Numbers - Which Way To Happy?

3. What do my friends think of me?
Rod Stewart - That's What Friends Are For

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Iggy Pop and the Stooges - I Need Somebody

5. How can I make myself happy?
Elvis Costello - Radio Radio

6. What should I do with my life?
The Moody Blues - I'm Just A Singer (In a Rock N Roll Band)

7. Will I ever have children?
Elton John - Rocket Man
("Mars ain't no place to raise a kid...")

8. What is some good advice for me?
The Shaggs - Philosophy of the World
(hahahahaha fuck yes!)

9. How will I be remembered?
The Acute - Wonderful Mind

10. What's my signature dancing song?
The Go! Team - Junior Kickstart

11. What's my current theme song?
The Old 97s - Rollerskate Skinny

12. What do others think is my current theme song?
The Skatalites - Guns of Navarone
(umm... say what?)

13. What shall they play at my funeral?
The Smiths - Cemetry Gates
(hahaha fucking lucky choice there, random play!)

14. What type of men do I like?
The Detroit Cobras - Won't You Dance With Me?
(the ones who dance, I guess?)

15. How's my love life?
Bryan Adams - Cuts Like a Knife
(fuck yes!)
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I love Parker [20 Jul 2006|05:47pm]
[mood| giggly]
[music| k-os... I'm so gangsta]

'muse' says:
I am not gay but I want to do rufus wainwright more then I want to do angelina jolie
'muse' says:
mull that one over
'muse' says:
ps parkers slightly drunk but he thinks like this sober
Electroluxx!!! says:
hahaha dude I don't blame you, Rufus is a killer babe
'muse' says:
OK DUDE LAST NIGHT
Electroluxx!!! says:
yeah yeah yeah??
'muse' says:
I go to this shitty fucking bonfire party on the beach
'muse' says:
and I'm all dressed to the 9s and I'm like
'muse' says:
'parker's gettin laid tonight'
'muse' says:
and the second i step in the bonfire circle...
'muse' says:
I GET BOTTLED. they're like 'FUCK YOU, EMO!'
'muse' says:
i was like "WHAT THE FUCK I'M NOT EMO YOU FUCKING FAGS"
'muse' says:
and theyre like "TIGHT PANTS, TIGHT PANTS EMO FAG!!!!'
'muse' says:
'listen you fucking nigfags, I'm not emo, I listen to chamillionaire'
Electroluxx!!! says:
So I take it you didn't get laid then...
'muse' says:
I got threatened to be thrown in the fire if I didn't leave
'muse' says:
I decided, 'fuck this', I picked up an umbrella, wrapped it up
'muse' says:
and speared a kid in the side of the head
'muse' says:
and I'm all "WHO'S FUCKING NEXT"
'muse' says:
and then i left cuz like, I just wanted vagina...
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[11 Jul 2006|05:55pm]
[mood| horny]
[music| BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOOOMMMM]

I'm not actually horny... but isn't that the greatest photo ever?

I am officially titling this post

Shit Apache Rose Wants You To Buy Her Pt. 1Collapse )
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[09 Jul 2006|04:12pm]
[mood| grateful]
[music| Blur]

KK so I've got an introductory shift on Thursday at 8am. Not sure if I have the job yet, it's just to see how the place is run and get a feel for it, see if it works out for me and for them.

I'm still pretty excited though, this is better than nothing! I'm so glad she's decided to give me a chance.

The woman who interviewed me was really neat. She reminded me of Tank Girl, with her bleach blond buzzcut. Everyone in there seems really nice and chill. The only worry she had was that I might just quit when I go back to school, or that my school schedule will be too busy to fit in working shifts. I'm not entirely done course planning (dear ARTH 340 - don't be full, thx) but I should have that figured out by Thursday, and then hopefully get hired!

Time to go eat razzberreez and catch up on my reading.
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[08 Jul 2006|05:12pm]
[mood| hopeful]
[music| The Rolling Stones]

I just got a call for a job interview at Arbutus Real Food Market, which is an adorable little coffee shop in the main floor of a heritage house. It's the cutest place ever, and they have fantastic cookies. The woman I spoke to was incredibly nice.

I'm so excited about this. I love that place, it's in such a great neighbourhood near where a ton of my friends work, and it's a wonderful coffee shop that isn't Starbucks. Plus, hello free coffee??? Ahhhh I'm actually excited to a point where I might have jumped up and down in my kitchen... MIGHT have. XD

Tomorrow at 3pm. Now I seriously need good luck.

I love love love good news, this has brightened my day! Oh and I got my cell phone up and running again. 778-386-8190 for you text message whores.
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[04 Jul 2006|12:30pm]
[mood| optimistic]
[music| Teh Velvetz]

I AM LOOKING FOR A JORB TODAY.




WISH ME MANY GOOD LUCKS PLS PLS THX!!!11
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[30 Jun 2006|04:50pm]
[mood| energetic]
[music| bubble gum pop]

I am unemployed.

I spent $150 on clothes and alcohol today. But it was all on sale! How could I say no?

Pictures later, maybe...








Ryan and I are gonna play fashion model and it's gonna be super great. He promises I don't have to be 5'8" and 90 pounds; he'll make me look nice anyway. Yaaay summerrrrr.
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[29 Jun 2006|12:31pm]
[mood| shocked]
[music| Chris Isaak]


Today I woke up and thought, "hey, today looks like a good day to clean the bathroom!"




I think I am turning into an adult. :(
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[18 Jun 2006|10:33am]
[mood| hungry]
[music| Led Zeppelin is on the radio in my bedroom...]

You wanna know what I hate?

Hangovers for no reason. Like when you didn't do something totally awesome the night before and you wake up grumbling about where the Tylenol is and how there's no more skim milk left for your tea, instead of thinking, "daaammnnn, this is totally worth it!"



Or "what the hell did I do last night?"








Or "oh man... where are my pants..."
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[17 Jun 2006|02:15am]
I QUIT. 













Yes I did. 
My last day is next Friday. 
Things went better than expected, I'll write more about that later. 
I'm excited - I have a real summer now. 
New job pls?
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[08 Jun 2006|08:18pm]
I BROKE MY FUCKING CELL PHONE TODAY.


How, you ask?

I got it wet. 

With what, you ask?









SALAD DRESSING.
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[05 Jun 2006|06:29pm]
[mood| exanimate]
[music| Bright Eyes]

This whole working for a living thing? It fucking sucks.

I am so over office life that it's not even funny. This place gets worse and worse every year. It's gotten to a point where I don't even give a shit if I don't look busy; I can only ask every person on the admin team if they have something for me to do so many times before it starts to get obnoxious and they tell me to go away. I swear if Wendi tells me one more time that I need to be more "proactive" in finding something to do with my time there then I'll hit her. It's so obvious to me that she doesn't want me around; I'm assuming that it's because she wants her teenage daughter in my position, and that's why she didn't hire me in the first place.

Covering reception is probably the only thing that doesn't drive me insane in the whole office, but that being said, Kirsten has taken it upon herself to have me start covering the 4-5pm shift when she knows I get off work at 4. So does this mean I'll be getting paid overtime for the last hour? Does this mean I'll even be getting paid at all for that hour??? I also sent her a note saying that I couldn't cover reception at all on a certain day because I will be attending company "respectful workplace" training from 1 until 4pm at a different office building, and she said she had to rework the schedule and would rearrange it for me (as this is her responsibility). So I recieved the ammended schedule today... I am now scheduled to work not only the 4-5 shift but also noon until 1. When I mentioned it to her, she asked me if I could find somebody to cover for me, and if I couldn't, then I'd just have to come anyway. How am I supposed to be on reception when I have to take the 15 minute walk to the BC Hydro building for a manditory training session?

Is it just me, or perhaps everyone in the office should be taking this respectful workplace training? I don't mind doing all of the crappy work in the office, but I do mind being treated like I don't matter at all.





Ruben got us tickets to see Bright Eyes last night and I think we had an all around good time, despite the somewhat gloomy weather and overabundance of lame fuckers at the show. I saw a coworker there and was momentarily embarassed, until I realized that he must've paid to get in. We went back to Ruben's place after, listened to some records, then his parents came home and told us about eatin' grits in Saawwth Carahlaaahna...
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